Tuesday, May 25, 2010

At Long Last....

...Chavez has his blog. This should make for some fun. I guess the tweeter just wasn't enough....no character constraints here:



And so every blogger's dream has come true...

2 comments:

  1. This is to Chavistas what AfterElton & AfterEllen are to queers...

    (Or what La Raza & MEChA are to Latinos in Arizona)

    ...a safe home in a very hostile neighbourhood.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to post my name/address/phone-number to propose a project, apply for a loan, & get hooked up with a job.

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  2. OT Jakob & Gringo Juan,

    Do you guys want to hear something really maladjusted?

    So the U.S. has been all up in Lat Am's business since godknowswhen.

    As a result of this imperialist aggression, Americans have gained:
    - Taco Bell!
    - A mass influx of NAFTA victims willing to work at places worse than Taco Bell!
    - Baseball stars!
    - J-Lo's healthy butt!
    - A critical shortage of Cuban cigars!
    - No hesitation in framing people for pedophilia!

    WAIT!!
    WHAT WAS THAT LAST THING?!


    CIA Had Plan to Portray Saddam Hussein & Bin Ladin as Pedophiles

    The Washington Post blog Spy Talk, citing former CIA officials, said one devious tactic involved creating a video showing the Iraqi strongman purportedly having sex with a teenage boy.

    "It would look like it was taken by a hidden camera," one ex-CIA official told Spy Talk's Jeff Stein. "Very grainy, like it was a secret videotaping of a sex session."

    For bin Laden, Spy Talk reported, the agency actually took things one step further and used actors to make a video of the al-Qaida leader and others sitting around a campfire drinking liquor and bragging about their conquests with boys.

    One of the ex-CIA sources told Spy Talk that the ideas were ridiculous and came from people who had spent time in Latin America and East Asia and didn't understand Middle Eastern culture...

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